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Call Him Wayne Nativity Christmas Card

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Make someone laugh this Christmas with this cheeky personalised festive card from Dean Morris.


This card is non personalised, meaning the design on the front cover can't be altered. However, you can write inside the card with our text editor, or leave it blank to handwrite something yourself. For delivery, you can choose to either send it back to your address or directly to the recipient.


All our greetings cards are printed on high quality, thick card which is UV protected with a superior finish.

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Royal Mail 1st Class€1.65
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked€3.99
Delivered in 1-2 days
Guaranteed Tracked€5.69
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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