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Diddly Squat for Your Birthday Card

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  • Non-personalised card cover, add a personal touch to the inside pages
  • Can be sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Choose to leave blank, for signing and delivering yourself (extra envelope included)
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Tell someone they're getting diddly squat for their birthday with this funny design from All Things Banter.

This is a non-personalised design, so you don't have to edit the front of the card. The inside can still be personalised with your own message.

This card can be sent back to your address so you can handwrite the message inside and then deliver or post it yourself. You can also choose to send this card directly to the recipient's address after you've written your own message with our online editor.

Once you click through to personalise your card, our online editor offers you the chance to edit the text you add inside, with the font, size, colour, layout and more.

Further customisation options include the choice of four different size options from small (A6) through to giant (A3).

All greeting cards are printed in the UK on high-quality gloss card with a superior finish, ensuring they take pride of place on the recipient's sideboard.

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Royal Mail 1st Class€1.65
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked€3.99
Delivered in 1-2 days
Guaranteed Tracked€5.69
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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