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Massive Twat Card

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Wish a massive twat a happy birthday with this rude but funny design from Buddy Fernandez.

This card is non-personalised, meaning that you don't need to change the design on the front.

Customise the inside pages by writing a message with our text editor, or leave the card blank and hand write something once it arrives.

Have the card delivered back to your address, or directly to your recipient's front door.

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Royal Mail 1st Class£1.65
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked£3.99
Delivered in 1-2 days
Guaranteed Tracked£5.69
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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