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Shorts no Longer an Option Birthday Card

From £2.79

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  • Add names/custom text to the front cover
  • Can be personalised inside and sent direct to the recipient's address
  • Send back to yourself or direct to recipient's address
  • Variety of card sizes available
  • Fast delivery options available
  • Printed on high quality gloss card with a superior finish

Create a personalised Birthday Card for someone special with this humorous design by Emotional Rescue.


Customise the Name to create a unique birthday card.


Personalise the inside of your Birthday Card and write your own special message. Why not add photos to the inside, or take advantage of our verses and spell check features too?

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Delivery Info

Royal Mail 1st Class£1.65
Delivered in 1-3 days
Express Tracked£3.99
Delivered in 1-2 days
Guaranteed Tracked£5.69
Delivered by 1pm on your chosen date including Saturday

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